Beatle Song Mashup

A day in the life of The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill
By Maggie Mae, paperback writer.

Dear Prudence, dig it.
yesterday the piggies were flying the blue jay way over penny lane. The fool on the hill went on a magical mystery tour across the universe, to dig a pony for you blue.

There's a revolution 1 and 9 coming up. Yer blues is a taste of honey.
The Sun King invited us to his Octopus's garden. We took the yellow submarine to the inner light, with only a northern song at our side

"Martha my dear, Why don't we do it in the road?"
"I will, Julia."
"Oh! Darling..."

"I call your name, but there's no reply...I should have known better."
"KOMM, GIB MIR DEINE HAND - SIE LIEBT DICH!!!"
"Whoah! Slow down, bad boy!"

"Her majesty is coming! She came in through the bathroom window."
"Can't you see I'm fixing a hole? It's getting better."
"The taxman's here too!"
"oh no, run for your life!"
"Where?"
"here, there and everywhere!"
*Writer's comment - lolwut??

"She's leaving home, eh?"
"Who?"
"Lovely Rita."
"Well you know my name, look up the number."

There's a place where boys hang out. I saw her standing there in chains. She was right next to the long, long, long helter skelter, a blackbird in misery. Sexy Sadie kept telling her "Cry baby cry" while mother nature's son ate honey pie (wild honey pie) and savoy truffle. It won't be long now, till all my loving can't buy me love. I'll cry instead, while my guitar gently weeps..."

"Y'know, happiness is a warm gun."
"Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da "
"Hey, do you want to know a secret?"
"Please, Mr. Postman, I'm so tired!"
"Oh roll over, Beethoven! If I fell the night before, would you hold me tight?"
"man, you really got a hold on me! When I get home, I'll get you."
"But I want to hold your hand, little child, I wanna be your man!"
"Don't bother me, long tall Sally!"

"Till there was you, there was a devil in her heart, and I love her; Tell me why?"
"Any time at all! Well the baby's in black, and it's been a hard day's night. I'm happy just to dance with you."
"It's money, that's what I want!"
"You sure you don't want Norwegian Wood?"
"this bird has flown."

"What you're doing, we can work it out, because polythene Pam ate Mean Mr. Mustard."
"I've got a feeling that the matchbox, the one after 909, is from me to you."
"yes it is."

"Baby, you're a rich man, but I'm down, and I me mine."
"but I've got to get you into my life, don't let me down!"
"Just let it be, Maxwell's silver hammer."
"Please don't pass me by, I want you (she's so heavy though)"

"Please please me, the word is 'twist and shout'."
"I'm looking through you, and all I see is Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, and a reprise."

"Look, here comes the sun! Good morning, good morning."
"it's Rocky Raccoon's birthday, eh?"
"oh, I forgot the glass onion. I guess I'll go back in the U.S.S.R."
"Anna, go to him. Everybody's got something to hide except me and my monkey."

"I am the walrus!"
"yeah, when I'm sixty-four!"
"Shut up, you never give me your money!"
"Hey, I'm only sleeping, and your bird can sing, remember?"
"Yeah, for no one! I went to Dr. Robert today - she said she said if I needed someone, I tell Eleanor Rigby."
"the two of us can carry that weight, okay?"
"Okay, nowhere man."

"Michelle, you're a girl who can think for yourself, but I need you. Everybody's trying to be my baby, help!"
"Honey, don't. Not a second time. Mr. Moonlight's in Kansas City eight days a week, it's only love."
"You won't see me? You can't do that!! Fine, I'll be back!"

"Hey, bulldog. It's all too much, eh?"
"Get back! What you're doing within you without you, is being for the benefit of Mr. Kite!"
"Then tell me what you see."
"You like me too much; I'm a loser."

"Hey jude, I don't want to spoil the party, but you've got to hide your love away."
"I'm going to drive my car to rock and roll music"
"Wait! In my life, I've just seen a face. Dizzy miss Lizzy and Lady Madonna are strawberry fields forever. She loves you, this boy."
"Your mother should know I feel fine. She's a woman. We can work it out in the rain."
"you're going to lose that girl to another girl!"

"Ask me why you love me do."
"All I've got to do is every little thing. What goes on, I'll love you to pieces."
"The long and winding road is hard. Something tells me all you need is love."
"I'm a day tripper. I have Lucy in the sky with diamonds. With a little help from my friends, I'll follow the sun."

The things we said today, the words of love, I want to tell you to come together for golden slumbers.
"Good day sunshine, but tomorrow never knows..."
"Thank you girl. Hello, goodbye."
P.S. I love you.
Good Night.

The End